Dear Jesus, You’re Fired From American Evangelical Christianity Because changes have occurred in recent months that have now rendered many of your past duties obsolete. Some of these changes include drastically reducing funding on your earlier initiatives of Compassion, Diversity, and Equality, and will instead be focusing on the more lucrative Fear, Exclusion, and Discrimination programs,which polls indicate our dwindling base prefers.

The New American Reality Show

Dear Jesus,

We regret to inform you that as of January 20th, 2017, your services are no longer required.

We will still prominently display the Cross of course, as this is continues to be a powerful and lucrative branding tool with our customers, especially combined with the American Flag and the TRUMP name. 

We’ll also continue to lobby for your name to remain on our currency, for obvious reasons. 

• We’ve  made large cuts to the Loving the Least initiative you originally spearheaded, and allocated these funds to our popular Pull Yourself Up By Your Own Bootstraps Campaign
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• Also, given your Middle Eastern upbringing we feel the need to distance ourselves from your image, as our predominately white core audience is uncomfortable with the problematic associations it conveys in this current climate. 
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• As you know, the American people have been choosing our services less and less in recent years, and we need to maximize the smaller market share we now occupy in both the Bible and Rust Belts. 
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• President-Elect Trump gives us the best opportunity to do this, and as his vision and yours are so incompatible, we feel it is best to sever ties and retrofit our programs to better align as to be on message with him.

As a result of the these and other factors, we are moving in another direction and are hereby eliminating your position, effective on the 20th of January...

===source... Stuff That Needs to be Said by JOHN PAVLOVITZ

Thank You and Have a Nice Day Sir.