Observations and Thoughts As I Go Out On My Thinking Limb of My Thinking Tree About Anything That Catches My Eye Via My Observational High Point
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Thursday, March 5, 2026
I wrote about Pete Hegseth before. And right on cue, some troll in the comments tried to accuse me of stolen valor because I wouldn’t hand over my deployment history like he was my battalion commander. That’s the thing about certain people: the ones who question your service the loudest are always the ones who can’t face the truth about the men they worship. And Pete Hegseth is exactly the kind of soldier they worship. Did I call it, or did I call it? I’m not going to pretend I predicted the exact details of the Venezuela fiasco — which boat he’d bomb, which civilians would die, or how many international laws he’d stub his toe on. But what I did predict, was that if you put a man like Pete Hegseth in a position of real authority, he was going to embarrass this country the same way men like him embarrassed the military during the GWOT era. Because I served in the early to mid-2000s. The GWOT days. The years when America treated every uniform like a holy relic and men like Hegseth — immoral, racist, reckless, and sloppy — were still seen as heroes. And if you were a commissioned officer back then? You had extra protection. The officers protected their own. And during those years, yes — they could get away with murder. Literally. LITERALLY. So when I look at what happened in Venezuela, I don’t see a scandal. I see something much simpler: The inevitable outcome of hiring Pete Hegseth — the DUI hire — for a job he had no business holding. The Military Knew Exactly Who Pete Hegseth Was One of the funniest things about watching the public suddenly “discover” Pete Hegseth is that his mediocrity is not a surprise to anyone who’s actually worn a uniform. It’s not a revelation. It’s not a plot twist. Inside the military community, men like him were an entire genre. And officers — the people who actually lived and worked alongside men like him — have been describing his type for years. Not politically. Not emotionally. Just honestly. Let’s talk about his “career,” because the résumé alone tells you everything you need to know: Infantry lieutenant No Ranger School No Airborne No Air Assault Assigned to the 101st — and still didn’t do the schools For an infantry officer — especially in the 101st — this is unheard of. This isn’t a small oversight. It’s a red flag the size of a battalion guidon. Then it gets worse. He gets sent to S-9 Civil Affairs. Everyone who served in a BCT knows what that means: S-9 is where they put officers who are never getting promoted and cannot be trusted with actual command responsibility. These are the “made-up job” slots where battalions stash the weak performers, the problem children, or the officers they’re just trying to bury until their ETS date rolls around. Then comes the COIN “teaching” assignment. He goes to Kabul to “teach” counterinsurgency — despite zero meaningful COIN experience — and teaches one single class. One. At a theater-level academy that normally uses seasoned Captains, Majors, and Master Sergeants with actual operational backgrounds. Translation: They didn’t want him anywhere near real operations. Then he hits the IRR. Then the National Guard. Then he floats around Fox News doing weekend morning shows. Then he got booted from a veterans charity for mishandling funds and drunken misconduct. Not one scandal — multiple. Investigations. Audits. Reports that money raised “for wounded warriors” mysteriously evaporated while Hegseth lived like a frat brother on a deployment per diem. Alcohol incidents. Financial irregularities. Board members resigning. Donors furious. The whole thing swirling down the drain until even the charity — which had tolerated his nonsense for far too long — finally cut him loose. Every line of his record screams the same thing: “Do not promote. Do not trust. Keep him occupied and away from real responsibility.” Career officers have already broken down what his résumé should look like if he were even remotely competitive: Ranger School Airborne/Air Assault Company command Battalion or brigade S3/XO G-, J-, or C-staff time Deployments in actual leadership roles Senior developmental courses (CCC, ILE) Maybe SOCOM time Maybe a White House fellowship Maybe battalion command if he were exceptional He has none of it. Not one piece of what a serious, competent career infantry officer achieves. What he has instead is the résumé of: a man shuffled around to avoid embarrassment a man placed in roles designed to limit damage a man who never rose above platoon leader a man known more for alcohol than discipline a man kept away from operational authority because his superiors understood exactly how dangerous he was In other words: The Army saw the Pete Hegseth we’re all seeing now — and they quietly pushed him aside. The military pipeline did not fail. It actually worked perfectly: It identified him. It limited him. It sidelined him. It made sure he never held meaningful command. The failure came later — when politics resurrected a man whose own institution tried to contain him. Get Fazer Domino’s stories in your inbox Join Medium for free to get updates from this writer. Fox News built him. MAGA mythologized him. And somehow, through the miracle of white grievance politics, a man the Army wouldn’t trust to run rear-D ended up running the Pentagon. This is not shocking. It is the inevitable consequence of confusing loudness with leadership, whiteness with competence, and patriot cosplay with military expertise. The Archetype: Trash Soldiers Who Still Talk Like Captain America And here’s the part that every veteran will nod their head at: Despite the Army clearly identifying Pete Hegseth as a problem — despite shielding him from meaningful responsibility — despite quietly shuffling him through the system — if you ever run into a soldier like him in real life, they talk to you like they’re Captain America. If Captain America was a KKK member. That’s the archetype. These are the men the military keeps far away from real leadership because everyone in uniform knows exactly what they are — but to civilians? To political operatives? To Fox News? To MAGA America? They perform like they’re the embodiment of military greatness. It’s the wildest contradiction: the men most protected from responsibility within the ranks are always the men most obsessed with presenting themselves as heroes outside of it. Every unit has one. Some have several. Hegseth is the national version of that guy. This type of soldier is painfully familiar: mediocre record mediocre assignments mediocre evaluations mediocre discipline mediocre judgment But the bravado? Elite. Hall of Fame. Olympian-level delusion. They fail Ranger School but talk like they teach it. They avoid hard assignments but talk like they ran them. They drink through half their career but talk like they’re warrior monks. They never see real combat leadership but talk like Sun Tzu and Captain America had a baby and raised him in a CrossFit gym. They cannot lead, cannot think, cannot self-reflect — but they can perform. And the performance is always the same: loud patriotism endless tough-guy monologues exaggerated war stories open racism masked as “real talk” insecure posturing masked as “warrior ethos” and a constant need to prove they’re the hardest, strongest, most combat-scarred man alive They act like heroes but lead like liabilities. These are the soldiers who: start fights over nothing escalate situations that didn’t need escalation hide behind rank when confronted blame subordinates for their own failures act invincible until responsibility appears and cave the second consequences show up They pretend to be Captain America, but the truth is much closer to Captain Confederacy. These men are dangerous not because they’re strong — but because they’re weak, impulsive, racist, and convinced their uniform makes them moral. Pete Hegseth isn’t the exception. He’s the blueprint. And once someone like him slips through the cracks and ends up in real power — when the barstool-warrior fantasy becomes actual policy — you don’t get professionalism. You get Venezuela. You get: a drone strike on a small boat that instantly kills civilians, two unarmed survivors clinging to wreckage, a second strike ordered to kill them outright, initial lies claiming they were “radioing for backup,” classified footage showing they had no weapons, no gear, no ability to fight, Admirals thrown under the bus as fall guys, the Secretary of Defense denying he gave the order, and Congress watching footage so disturbing that seasoned lawmakers could barely talk about it. That’s what happens when you take the weakest man in the unit — the one every officer quietly kept away from responsibility — and you hand him the Pentagon. You get unnecessary death. You get lies. You get shifting stories. You get finger-pointing. You get national embarrassment. .... This wasn’t a mistake. It was another bill coming due for America’s habit of elevating the worst of us as if they were the best — all to protect the image of white supremacy...