It's not like I go looking for this stuff to post on my blog as part of some hidden agenda or something about What the Fuck is Wrong With Us, NOW, in this epoch of American History, these things just pop up as I'm web browsing along. So When I spotted the title of this article:
AMERICA BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR HARMING THE MOST PEOPLE AT ONE TIME, I had to read on.
Turns out, it's satire and not true, but.......
......when you have to make sure and double check, It's a sign.
It's also a sign when you can't tell THE ONION from the real thang.